The Most Beautiful Girl In the...

(Everytime I listen to Bret and Jemaine it's hard not to crack up I LOVE LOVE LOVE them!!!! So before I turn in, allow me to share with you my last song syndrome. Don't be shy, sing with me!)

Looking at the room, I can tell that you.
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.
(In the whole wide room).
And when you're on the street, depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three.
Good lookin' girls on the street.
(Depending on the streets).
And when I saw you at my man's place
I thought...what, is she, doing...at my man's place.
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave.
(Ooh, you're a legend, Dave).

I asked Dave if he's going to move on you.
He's not sure.
I said "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind.
But I can tell he kind of minds.
But I'm going to do it anyway.

I see you standing all alone by the stereo.
I dim the lights down to very low, here we go
You're so beautiful.
You could be a waitress.
You're so beautiful.
You could be an air hostess in the 60s.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a part-time model.
But then I seal the deal, I do my moves.
I do my dance moves.

Lets travel through, just me and you
And seven other dudes around you on the dance floor.
I draw you near, let's get out of here.
Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kebab.
And I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab.
With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.
Oh, why don't we leave?
Lets go to my house.
And we can feel each other up on the couch.
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow. Noooo...

Cause you're so beautiful...
Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a part time model.
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.
A part time model.
Spend part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to me...